Dover Joke Of The Week

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lets laugh to bed ooooooo

AH! AH! WHAT HAPPEN !!!!!!

1. After sleeping wit Ur GF, d rich dude bought her a car. Don't get angry, that will make U an enemy of progress. Just draw a timetable for both of U

2. U be 35yr old first class graduate without job and u they follow Lil' Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ... Ur life is on SOS

3. Mumu girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years?

4. I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I thought she was talking to God, because the things she asked for only God can provide them Ladies, the only man you are allowed to chase , I repeat CHASE shamelessly is the man that stole your purse

5. Why take Marriage counceling from a Single? That's worse than Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles & Cobhams driving lessons.

6. I'm sure your mother did not give you breast scattered with tattoos, stretch marks, and Eczema... Pls allow your children enjoy same. 6. NollyWood has influenced us too much this days. I murder Cockroaches by covering their face with a pillow and pressing hard I owe my life to Tonto Dike. I was in Coma for 3wks when d nurse played her song on her phone. I had to stand up... to remove her battery

7. Nollywood please o!☹ How can a ghost fall down while chasing someone?

8. At 23, Ur boobs are already observed eternal rest & Full time sleeping mode. Yet U are forming "hard to get" Aunty, even d devil is weeping 4U

9. Our Igbo brothers in China are involved if Ur BB has TV, Microwave, Torch, Nail cutter, Toothbrush, Lighter and Food flask in it

10. "She's making me bark like a Bingo... she got me dancing Alingo" ...I still don't understand why Mary Slessor stopped d Killing of Twins

11. Back then in Primary school, I used to think that song was "I have seen, seen the DANFO of Satan" *sighs*

12. That was how my neighbor named her triplet Faith, Faithful & Faithfulness... who did those innocent children offend??☹

13. Opportunity knocks but once, if you hear a second knock, bros check well, Na Jehovah witness.

14. Now that SEX is so cheap & rampant, decent girls have become DIAMONDS, Clean men are endangered species, while LOVE is gradually becoming a MYTH

15. Some people will come to visit U, and forget to take their Odor with them when leaving. Their odor becomes Ur permanent room mate.☹

16. So because Ur picture no fine, U were claiming that " Beauty is from within" Y U NO take X- ray do Ur Profile picture?

17. Going for an interview at a bank....dresses like Caboo Snoop. *sighs* No wonder your parents didn't use U for Blood money

18. Ur partner buys U toothbrush, toothpaste, dental floss, & chewing stick for Xmas; & U still don't get d msg. Ur stupidity don enter Google map Even those that have heads like cabin biscuit be keeping Mo' Hawks too. *sighs*

19. At 30, U R stil in ur parents' house, fightin ur siblings ova who gets d head of fish. Is d witch in ur village
fanning herself wit ur pic?

20. Na so my Ibadan girl- friend tell me sey she make pizza for me......I reach house see agege bread with stew and fish inside. *smh*

21. If not for anything, abeg still Thank God sey Mosquito no dey fit transmit HIV. Choi! E for bloody shaa

22. Close ya mouth, no be you I dey talk aboutsince, na the people around you and out there I dey complain about.

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